Do you believe in reincarnation?
If not, just pretend for a little while that you do.
My name is Melenium Champion, and I have lived over eighty lifetimes in this world! This book tells you about my favorite one. Personally, I think you'll really like it, but you'll have to read it to find out.
There's tons of cool stuff like robberies, teenage romance, prom-posals, and actual proposals, on top of a feud that goes on through the entire book. Don't you want to find out who wins? Trust me, you do.